Funny husband wife joke on over clever mind wife.
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two
she sees four legs instead of two
She reaches for a cricket bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can
Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine
“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
so I let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them
“your parents have come to visit us
so I let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them

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