HUSBAND and his WIFE

HUSBAND and his WIFE were sitting
quietly in bed reading when his
wife looks at him and asked;

WIFE : “What would you do if I
die?
Would you get married
again?”
HUSBAND : “Definitely not!
WIFE : “Why not? Don’t you like
being married?”
HUSBAND : “Of course I do.”
WIFE :”Then why wouldn’t you
remarry?”
HUSBAND : “Okay, okay, I’d get
married again.”
WIFE : “You would?” (with a hurt
look)
HUSBAND : (makes audible groan)
WIFE:”Would you live in our
house?”
HUSBAND : “Sure, it’s a great
house.”
WIFE : “Would you sleep with her
in our bed?”
HUSBAND : “Where else would we
sleep?”
WIFE : “Would you let her drive my
car?”
HUSBAND : “Probably, it is almost
new.”
WIFE : “Would you replace my
pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND : “That would seem like
the proper thing to do.”
WIFE : “Would you give her my
jewellery?”
HUSBAND : “No, I’m sure she’d
want her own.”
WIFE : “Would she wear my
shoes”
HUSBAND : “No, she’s SIZE 6.”
WIFE : — silence –
HUSBAND : OH SHIT!!”=)) =)) =))

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